After watching The Borne Ultimatum the other day, my friend Brian and I noted the obvious sequel set-up at the end of the movie. We've been compiling a list of potential names for the fourth Jason Borne movie.
The Bourne Mundanity
The Bourne Monotony and its DVD release, The Bourne Redundancy
The Bourne FATALITY in which Jason Bourne adds moves from Mortal Kombat to his repertoire
The Bourne Ambiguity in which Jason Bourne struggles with his sexuality.
The Bourne Senility
The Bourne Infidelity
The Bourne Polygamy in which Jason Bourne overcomes infidelity
The Bourne Liquidity in which Jason Bourne converts his assets to cash
The Bourne Frivolity
The Bourne Endoplasmic Reticulum in which Jason Bourne studies cellular biology
The Bourne Again Identity in which Jason Bourne finds religion
The Bourne Infertility in which Jason Bourne becomes the face of erectile dysfunction
The Bourne Quietude in which Jason Bourne must conduct a series of frenetic car chases inaudibly
1 comment:
I like "The Bourne Frivolity". I don't remember that one in the discussion. Of course, this yields the sequel "The Bourne Frugality", in which Jason learns to balance a budget and conquers his previous overspending ways.
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